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KROGT:
(chemical symbol: Kr) The metallic silver coating found
on fast-food game cards.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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LA:
Where the only way to determine that the seasons have changed
is to note that people have changed the main topic of conversation.
From mud slides to brush fires.
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Labor, n:
One of the processes whereby A acquires property for B.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Lack of capability is usually disguised by lack of interest.
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Lack of money is the root of all evil.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Lackland's Laws:
1. Never be first.
2. Never be last.
3. Never volunteer for anything.
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LACTOMANGULATION:
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that
one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2068 of 2327 |
La-dee-dee, la-dee-dah.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you
To tell you of something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday (which is good Friday),
There will be a convention held in the
Women's Club which is strictly for Men.
Admission is free, pay at the door,
Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor.
It was a summer's day in winter,
And the snow was raining fast,
As a barefoot boy with shoes on,
Stood sitting in the grass.
Oh, that bright day in the dead of night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Three blind men to see fair play,
Forty mutes to yell "Hooray"!
Back to back, they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Came and arrested those two dead boys.
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Ladies, here's a hint: If you're playing against a friend who has big
boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's
the hardest shot for the well endowed. "I've got to hit over them or
under them, but I can't hit through," Annie Jones used to always moan
to me. Not having much in my bra, I found it hard to sympathize with
her.
-- Billie Jean King
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